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That perfect synchronicity of hitting deploy and immediately getting a notification is the universe's way of saying "you forgot something critical." It's like Murphy's Law of Deployment—your phone will only ring with an urgent issue the exact microsecond your finger leaves the deploy button. The code was perfect in dev, passed all tests, survived code review... but somehow you can feel that production is about to catch fire. Time to prepare your "working on a fix" message while frantically scanning logs!

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of other developers using microscopic ant-sized fonts! I'm over here squinting so hard my eyeballs might pop out like a cartoon character, while they're deciphering code that looks like it was written for electron microscopes! 🔍 Meanwhile, MY coding font is so gloriously massive you could read it from space. Why? Because I'm not trying to impress anyone with how much code I can cram on one screen! My retinas deserve RESPECT and my optometrist deserves a BREAK! The duality is just *chef's kiss* - squinting in agony at their ant colony vs. examining code through a monocle like a distinguished gentleman. Font size is not a personality trait, KAREN!

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