The AUDACITY of my brain to get hyper-fixated on some random side project while my main project gasps for air like a drowning child! Meanwhile, the company's revenue-critical project? HONEY, that's a full-on skeletal remains situation—decomposing at the bottom of the ocean while I'm over here coding a useless Chrome extension that sorts my bookmarks by color! The project manager is sending increasingly desperate Slack messages, but I simply cannot be bothered when I'm THIS close to optimizing my side project's loading time by 0.03 seconds! PRIORITIES, am I right?!
Drowning In Priorities
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