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Your wallet is screaming, your backlog is already 847 games deep, and you know damn well you'll never finish half of them. But here comes Steam with their Summer Sale, dangling 90% off that indie game you've never heard of and suddenly you're adding 23 more titles to your library. The best part? You'll buy them all and immediately go back to playing the same game you've been playing for 3 years. It's not about playing the games—it's about owning them. Developers understand this feeling on a spiritual level because we do the same thing with side projects, tutorial courses, and programming books we'll never read.

You know that magical moment when your database session times out and suddenly you're legally obligated to stop working? It's like the universe itself is telling you to take a break. Your boss catches you playing ping-pong in the break room, and you just casually drop the "SESSION LIMIT HIT" card like it's a Get Out of Jail Free pass. The beauty here is the instant transformation from "slacker caught red-handed" to "responsible employee waiting for technical issues to resolve." Can't access the database? Well, might as well perfect that backhand. The manager's defeated "OH. CARRY ON." is the cherry on top—they know they can't argue with technical limitations. It's the programmer's equivalent of "my dog ate my homework," except it actually works. Pro tip: Most session limits are configurable. But why would you ever change that setting?

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Content stackoverflow Questions git rebase: "error: cannot stat 'file': Permission denied" 91 13 I'm using git, and made a small commit followed by a large one. I decided to use git rebase to squash the two commits together before pushing them. (I've never done this before.) So l did: git rebase - i HEAD-2 This gave me my editor, where I chose to pick the earlier commit and squash the later one. When I saved, git said: error: cannot stat 'filename': Permission denied Could not apply sha1 for later commit... initial line of text for that commit Now: Neither commit appears when I do git log. git status tells me I'm "Not currently on any branch." One file is listed as modified and in the index, and two files are listed as untracked. My first commit had just one file (I think), and my second commit had a good dozen. What happened!? How do I fix it? gIt I git-rebase share edit close flag asked May 11 '11 at 21:33 Kyraless: 116k 26 137 183 Are you, by and chance, using git on windows? - Charles Bailey May 11 '11 at 21:35 Yes. I run the commands in a DOS window. - Kyralessa May 11 '11 at 21:36 49 Just close VISUAL STUDIO. It might work share edit flag answered Sep 25 '13 at 19:55 GEl Mandan 03 616 This worked for mel - Fillip Peyton Aug 15 '14 at 18:45 this is the correct answer.. Thank You! - toha Dec 17 '14 at 7:51 I had visual studio locking those files, too. Unlocker showed me. - Varga Tamas Jan 14 '15 at 8:13 Thank you! Worked for me - juliet Feb 11 '15 at 22:16

Software engineers asking what the mirror shows, and it reveals their deepest desire: TempleOS. Because nothing says "I've transcended mainstream development" quite like yearning for an operating system written by one man in HolyC, complete with a built-in flight simulator and direct communication with God via random number generation. While everyone's arguing about Rust vs Go or Vim vs Emacs, the real ones know that Terry Davis created something so beautifully unhinged that it became legendary. 640x480 16-color VGA graphics? Ring 0 only? No network stack? Perfect. Sometimes the deepest desire isn't writing scalable microservices—it's writing an entire OS from scratch because you had a vision. The mirror of Erised showing TempleOS is peak programmer culture: we all secretly admire the absolute madlad energy of building something completely your own way, consequences be damned.