Fix Your Posture Kids

Fullstack developer Programmer health Ergonomics Developer experience Coding posture Senior developer Programming lifestyle Tech neck Dev burnout

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20 days ago 143,038 views 1 shares

Fix Your Posture Kids

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The true cost of 15 years of staring at monitors finally revealed! That neck brace isn't a fashion statement—it's the inevitable hardware upgrade every senior dev receives after countless hours of debugging nested callbacks and fixing CSS alignment issues. The cat's thousand-yard stare perfectly captures the existential dread of maintaining legacy code while claiming to be "fullstack." Pro tip: for every year of development experience, invest in one vertebrae-supporting device. Your spine's git history can't be rebased!

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