Inherit Tense: When Family Trees Meet Inheritance Trees

Cobol Legacy code Inheritance oop Technical debt Mainframe 90s programming Code maintenance Family coding

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Inherit Tense: When Family Trees Meet Inheritance Trees

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Two types of inheritance in the wild: OOP inheritance where classes inherit properties, and then there's the family kind where you inherit legacy COBOL code last touched by someone's mother in the 90s. Talk about technical debt with actual family drama! This poor soul didn't just inherit methods and properties—they inherited decades-old spaghetti code with a side of maternal guilt. And somewhere, a CS professor is crying because this is definitely not what they meant by "parent-child relationships" in class diagrams.

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