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Programming StackOverflow Debugging Testing Algorithms

3 months ago 115,396 views 2 shares

Technical Interview Vs Actual Job

interviews-memes, hiring-memes, reality-memes, algorithms-memes, coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic bait and switch of tech hiring. You show up to the interview in your fancy suit (Tom from Tom & Jerry), answering questions about red-black trees and time complexity while sweating through your bow tie. Then six months later, you're in the trenches (buff Jerry), sleep-deprived, debugging legacy code written by someone who clearly hated humanity, chugging coffee at 2 AM because production is down and somehow it's your fault. The algorithm questions? Haven't used that knowledge once. But hey, at least you can tell your friends you're a "software engineer" while you're actually just Stack Overflow's most loyal customer.

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