Impostor Syndrome: Wizard Edition

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Ah, the classic revenge of the unpaid intern! When your company thinks exposure is a valid form of payment, but you're leaving with something far more valuable—their API key. Nothing says "thanks for the experience" quite like committing sensitive credentials to a public repository on your way out. It's the digital equivalent of taking the office stapler, except this one could cost them thousands in unauthorized AWS charges. Remember kids: proper credential management isn't just good practice, it's also why you should probably pay your developers.

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Behold the BATHROOM EVANGELISM phenomenon! 🚽 Two programmers meet at urinals, and within 0.3 SECONDS the Python dev simply CANNOT HELP HIMSELF from preaching the gospel of indentation! The recruitment tactics are getting more invasive than popup ads on sketchy websites! Next they'll be sliding pamphlets about list comprehensions under bathroom stalls! The Python cult recruitment strategy: catch 'em with their pants down when they can't escape the conversation! Diabolical brilliance!

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Content Sean Kelly StabbyCutyou Follow v I've been a software engineer for something like 15 years I've worked in numerous fields l've worked across a number of technologies I have been invited to speak at international conferences Yesterday, I lost several hours to the following typo: "127.0.01" 4:01 PM - 18 Jul 2018 647 Retweets 3.071 Likes 107 17 647 3.1K