Impostor Syndrome: Wizard Edition

When asked about an ideal first date, most people think dinner or coffee. But programmers? They think Unix Epoch - January 1st, 1970, 00:00:00 UTC. That's not a romantic evening, that's literally timestamp zero in computing. No wonder we're all single - we interpret "date" as a data type, not a social activity. Seven billion people on this planet and we're out here flirting with time standards.

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Ah, the infamous Java error logs - where class names are longer than your grocery list and stack traces extend further than your student loans. This dev's setup is perfect: the monitor displays the class names while the stack trace is so massive it needs its own dedicated vertical screen. When your error log requires more screen real estate than your actual code, you know you've achieved peak enterprise Java. The real cost of Java programming isn't the hardware—it's the therapy sessions after debugging these monstrosities.

Behold, the ultimate college programming assignment: solving internet arguments with a .NET WinForms app! Instead of creating a sophisticated algorithm, this brilliant student built a "sarcasm converter" that transforms normal text into that mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB format. The button literally says "cOnVeRt" with alternating caps—the universal syntax for sarcasm in the digital realm. Somewhere, a professor had to grade this masterpiece while questioning their career choices. The irony? This student probably spent more time on this than an actual assignment would have taken.

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