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The evolutionary stages of debugging: from proper tools to cosmic enlightenment. Sure, you could use an actual debugger like a responsible adult. Or you could spam console.log() everywhere like a caffeinated monkey with a keyboard. But true debugging nirvana? That's when you're frantically adding border: 1px solid red; to every CSS element at 2AM, trying to figure out why your layout looks like it was designed by a toddler with a grudge. We've all been there—staring into the void of broken code until the void starts debugging back.

The eternal mystery of software development. Free hobby projects somehow manage to be both revolutionary and utterly unusable at the same time. It's like getting a Ferrari with square wheels and documentation written in hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, corporate software with billion-dollar budgets still crashes when you press two buttons simultaneously. The difference? One has a fancy marketing team that convinces you the bugs are actually "features."

Ever wondered how modern AI was built? Just picture a desperate developer with a thousand-mile stare chaining together an ungodly number of else if statements like some deranged code wizard. The meme brilliantly captures that moment when your conditional logic has spiraled so far out of control that you're just shouting more conditions into the void. It's the programming equivalent of throwing spaghetti at the wall, except the spaghetti is else if statements and the wall is a deadline that passed three days ago.

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