If You Know You Know

Code style Curly braces Formatting Holy war Code review Linter Brackets Programming debates

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If You Know You Know

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The great divide: opening curly brace on the same line vs. new line. You'd think we'd have solved world hunger by now, but nope—we're still fighting holy wars over bracket placement. Both camps are convinced they're right, both will die on this hill, and both will passive-aggressively "fix" each other's code during reviews. The left side is the K&R/Java/JavaScript crowd, the right is the Allman style devotees. Plot twist: your linter doesn't care about your feelings and will enforce whatever the team lead decided three years ago.

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