Brackets Memes

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I Love Java Script

I Love Java Script
Ah, the beautiful absurdity of JavaScript! The expression (() => {})() transforms into {} followed by () and a semicolon. It's literally an immediately invoked function expression (IIFE) that returns an empty object, which then gets treated like a function call, followed by a completely disconnected semicolon. The beauty here? This syntactically valid gibberish does absolutely nothing useful. It's like building an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that just turns itself off. Peak JavaScript moment where you can write code that's simultaneously correct and completely pointless. No wonder the poor soul is questioning their reality!

The Hierarchy Of Programming Pain

The Hierarchy Of Programming Pain
Ah, the hierarchy of syntax pain! Missing a semicolon? Your compiler throws a fit. But that missing curly brace? That's not just a syntax error—that's an existential crisis waiting to happen. Nothing quite compares to the special hell of hunting down an unmatched bracket in 2000 lines of code at 3 AM while questioning every life decision that led you to this moment. It's not debugging anymore; it's spiritual warfare.

Stop

Stop
OH MY GOSH! The eternal holy war of code formatting styles! 😂 The meme brilliantly divides coding styles into "normal" vs "mental disorders" and I'm dying because we've ALL had that one coworker who uses Haskell-style semicolons or—heaven forbid—Lisp style with the closing brace on the same line! The best part? Every programmer is CONVINCED their style is the only sane one! Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out why our code reviewer is having an absolute meltdown over bracket placement. Formatting wars have literally ended friendships! And don't even get me started on tabs vs spaces...