I Understand Now

The emotional journey from "I love C++" to "I regret this tweet" in just 34 minutes is the most accurate representation of the C++ experience ever documented. That's not a coding session—that's a speed run through the five stages of grief. Memory leaks, pointer nightmares, and template errors will do that to you. Somewhere between writing std::unique_ptr<std::vector<std::shared_ptr<MyClass>>> and debugging a segmentation fault, reality hits harder than an uncaught exception.

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Oh, the classic "JAVA as an acronym" meme with our dancing hot dog friend! This is what happens when you've been compiling the same legacy codebase since Java 1.4. The desperate cry of "Just help me please I've been stuck in this enterprise dev job for the past 5 years and I'm slowly deteriorating" hits harder than a NullPointerException on production. The Pokémon screaming "AAAAAAA" at the bottom is basically every Java developer when they see yet another AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean in their codebase. Enterprise Java: where your soul and your variable names both get unnecessarily long!

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Content 341 Inside a method that returns InumerableT, yield return has to return I , not an IEnumerableT Replace yield return c. GetDeepControlsByType(); with: foreach (var x in c.GetDeepControlsByType ()) yield return x; share edit flag answered Jan 13 '10 at 10:29 W I Marcin Seredynski 4,479 2 14 22 341 I just had exactly the same problem and googled this solution. I used it. I wanted to thank the author and got "You can't vote for your own post". I laughed when I realized what has just happened. Too much work kills your brain cells. - Marcin Seredynski Sep 12 '11 at 19:24 1 Marc inSeredynski, you deserve a vocation! - KMX Sep 17 '13 at 23:53 1 2 6 Marc inSeredynski that may well be the funniest comment I have ever seen on SO - but it is SO believable. - Floris Dec 17 '13 at 17:59 Marcin - the same happened to me in the past :-) however, since I can upvote this... - chiccodoro Jul 18 '14 at 12:35 KMX - his vOcation is obviously 'Software Developer! - FastAl Oct 6 '14 at 13:43 2 I am wondering if this is still milkable for points? - Marcin Seredynski Dec 9 '15 at 1:21 3 MarcinSeredy ski - This is without a doubt the best comment I've ever seen and is a poignant reminder of the nature of software development. - bubbleking Dec 29 '15 at 20:33 add a comment