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The eternal tech recruitment saga in one frame! That moment of epiphany when you realize companies aren't "still reviewing your application" – they're just ghosting you with professional flair. Your CV with its meticulously crafted "Proficient in Excel" and "Implemented agile methodologies" has been sitting in some poor recruiter's inbox since the Paleolithic era of last quarter. Meanwhile, you're checking your phone like it contains the nuclear launch codes, only to receive another "we're still in the decision-making process" email. The tech hiring paradox: 5+ years experience required for entry-level positions, but 7+ months required to read a two-page PDF.
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