Code: The Legal Addiction

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Code: The Legal Addiction

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Ah yes, programming: the socially acceptable addiction. When explaining our devotion to code to non-programmers, we're basically saying "I voluntarily stare at a screen that's slowly turning my spine into a question mark and my vision into a blur, all while my brain gets those sweet, sweet dopamine hits from solving problems that wouldn't exist if I hadn't created them in the first place." The existential crisis comes free with every merge conflict.

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