I Owe My Degree To Them

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I Owe My Degree To Them

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Four years of university education reduced to watching obscure Indian coding tutorials at 2 AM. The foundation of that prestigious degree? Some guy named Rajesh explaining bubble sort in a dimly lit room with a $12 microphone. The university charged $40,000 for what this hero delivered for free. Academia's best-kept secret is that we're all just stackoverflow copypasta with student debt.

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