I Owe My Degree To Them

Content Anonymous THE ( PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE 013017(Mon)18:35:15 No.58726527 How do i learn this efficiently without falling a sleep on boring text books? 5 KB JPG : Anonvmous 013017(Mon)19:32:27 No.58727277 58726527 (OP) it's not worth learning for the average person. the only people who really eniov coding were bullied as kids and fell in love with the concept of being able to be in control of something for once. 58727327 58727652 58727717 58727955 58728557 Anonymous 013017(Mon)20:00:20 No.58727652 58727277 this hits too close to home: ;; Anonymous 013017(Mon)20:03:46 No.58727717 58727277 188 KB PNG Anonymous 013017(Mon)21:07:20 No.58728557 DAYS WITHOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS 62 KB JPG 58727277 tfw good at C and read this

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The eternal tech support nightmare captured in six panels. Non-technical person asks if you're "good with computers," then immediately demands impossible magic like putting MP3s in a watch and talk radio with Frank Sinatra. When you try explaining the technical limitations, they just scream "DRAG AND DROP! DRAG AND DROP!" as if that's the universal solution to all computing problems. The perfect encapsulation of why programmers develop eye twitches when relatives call for "quick computer help."

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Ah, the classic "I'll just wing it without version control" tragedy. Four months of work obliterated by a cursor mishap because someone thought Git was just a British insult. This poor soul is basically asking "how do I lock the barn door?" after the horse has not only escaped but taken the entire barn with it. The irony of asking about backups after losing everything is the silent scream every tech lead hears in their nightmares. Pro tip: If your "backup strategy" is crossing your fingers and whispering "please don't break" to your computer, you might want to reconsider your life choices. Or at least install Git.

The eternal cycle of software development. Junior dev hands over a note begging for code review before production deployment. Senior dev crumples it without a second thought and tosses it away. Nothing says "I believe in you" quite like throwing someone directly into the fire. The production server makes an excellent teacher - cruel, but effective. That burning sensation? It's just your career growing.