I Owe My Degree To Them

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So that's why nothing ever changes. The Vatican's been running a while(true) loop since before computers existed. No wonder my code feels ancient - it's just following tradition. Da Vinci wasn't just painting masterpieces, he was writing the world's longest-running infinite loop in "Tuscan++". Now whenever my manager asks why my program is hanging, I'll just say it's a historical homage to 16th century programming practices.

Reddit programming subs in a nutshell: GitHub Copilot adding over a million lines of code while removing just 332. Then there's the "vibe coders" adding 153K lines but deleting 9K. This is the digital equivalent of that coworker who writes 500 lines to do what could be done in 10. Sure, the git stats look impressive, but someone's gonna have to maintain that monstrosity after they move on to their next "10x developer" gig. The real heroes are the ones who commit -5000 lines that make everything run twice as fast. But they don't get Reddit karma, do they?

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This is peak programmer humor that only works if you_know() Python. The function literally prints "you know" and then there's a variable called youKnow set to True, so the condition is always met. It's basically the code equivalent of that friend who keeps saying "you know what I mean?" after every sentence, except this one actually executes. The recursive call at the end is just *chef's kiss* - infinite "you know" statements until your stack overflows... just like that one coworker who can't finish a thought without saying "you know" fifteen times.

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