I Owe My Degree To Them

So you think you're special because you use C++? The classic Dunning-Kruger effect in full display. Everyone on that IQ bell curve thinks they're the genius on the right side, but statistically speaking, 68% of us are chilling in that chunky middle section at 100. The two smug characters at the extremes both "get it" while the average folks are blissfully unaware—but here's the kicker: the person making this meme is probably sitting right there at 100 too, convinced they're an outlier. The title "Yes That Includes Me Plus Plus" is chef's kiss because it's a C++ pun while simultaneously admitting "yeah, I'm also average but let me pretend I'm not." Self-aware yet still in denial—the programmer's natural state.

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Finally found the data center where my AWS instances are running. Turns out "elastic compute cloud" is just cotton balls on shelves. No wonder my database queries are taking forever - they're being processed by literal fluff. At least their disaster recovery plan is solid: a spray bottle and a fan.

The four horsemen of the programmer's apocalypse, except they're actually... good? It starts with the mild panic of tackling a complex feature from scratch—standard Tuesday stuff. But then the impossible happens: you write the code in a day (suspicious), it works on the first try (definitely witchcraft), and somehow it even handles edge cases you didn't know existed (at this point, you've clearly made a deal with some eldrich coding deity). The escalating facial expressions perfectly capture that journey from "I'm doomed" to "I am become Death, destroyer of bugs." The final glowing red eyes represent the brief moment of godlike power before reality crashes back in with a null pointer exception.

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