No Need To Panic Everyone

Standing calmly while your code is literally exploding behind you is the ultimate developer power move. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" I say smugly, as the entire codebase bursts into flames. The disconnect between my serene debugging advice and the absolute catastrophe unfolding is just *chef's kiss*. Meanwhile, production servers are doing backflips like they're auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. But hey, at least I've mastered the art of looking completely unfazed while everything burns to the ground. It's not a bug, it's an unplanned demolition feature.