No Need To Panic Everyone

Bug hunting Programming chaos Production issues Catastrophic failure Code explosion Calm under pressure It advice Disaster management

Debugging Programming Backend Devops

2 months ago 147,526 views 0 shares

No Need To Panic Everyone

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Standing calmly while your code is literally exploding behind you is the ultimate developer power move. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" I say smugly, as the entire codebase bursts into flames. The disconnect between my serene debugging advice and the absolute catastrophe unfolding is just *chef's kiss*. Meanwhile, production servers are doing backflips like they're auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. But hey, at least I've mastered the art of looking completely unfazed while everything burns to the ground. It's not a bug, it's an unplanned demolition feature.

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The Difference Between 0 And Null

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Does Not Lgtm

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Content Barrett O SledgeDev Happy Friday! Follow Born to say TUCK OFF Forced to say Good catch! I will fix that in a next commit, thanks!

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