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The CS Degree Honeymoon Phase

The CS Degree Honeymoon Phase
Ah, the classic tale of CS degree expectations vs. reality. That first panel shows the innocent joy of someone who thinks "Hello World" is the hardest thing they'll ever code. Meanwhile, the second panel captures that sinister knowledge that Data Structures is lurking around the corner like a final boss with seventeen health bars. It's that beautiful moment when you realize you've basically invited your friend to a party where the appetizers are cupcakes but the main course is existential dread served with a side of recursive binary tree traversals.

The Norwegian Language Is Lit

The Norwegian Language Is Lit
Turns out Norwegian accidentally became the official language of computer science education. When you translate "datafag" (data subject), you get "computer science." But wait for the plot twist - "slutt datafag" (end data subject) translates to "graduate computer science." So basically, in Norwegian, you don't finish your CS degree, you "slutt" it. No wonder programmers are always talking about their "end conditions" with such enthusiasm.

The Daily WTF Should Be Required Reading

The Daily WTF Should Be Required Reading
College CS departments be like: "Here's how to implement a red-black tree from scratch" but won't teach you about the horrors of production code written by caffeinated developers at 2AM. The Daily WTF chronicles real-world coding disasters that no algorithm class prepares you for. Nothing says "welcome to the industry" like inheriting a codebase where someone used Excel as a database and regex to parse HTML. Academia vs reality: the eternal comedy special.

Maybe I Can But I Won't

Maybe I Can But I Won't
The eternal struggle of every CS graduate - spending four years learning algorithms, data structures, and computational theory only to be reduced to "the tech person" who can supposedly fix any electronic device within a 50-mile radius. That smug little smirk in the final panel says it all. It's the universal "I could write you a sorting algorithm that would make Donald Knuth weep with joy, but diagnosing why your laptop makes that weird clicking noise? Yeah... I'm suddenly very busy with important computer science things." The cognitive dissonance is exquisite. We're simultaneously expected to understand the deepest mysteries of computation AND why your printer only works when Mercury isn't in retrograde.

No Post Of Mine

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Reconsidering whether i should continue on with my CS degree

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4 years of education, bested by a sequel

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CS degree in a nutshell

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First job after CS degree

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Content When you get your first job with all the knowledge you got from your CS degree

Software engineer in 4 months! Dropping college tomorrow

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Here We Go Again

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My entire career

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