I Miss My Programming Babies

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I Miss My Programming Babies

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The eternal struggle of a developer's vacation: lying in bed trying to relax while your brain keeps reaching for that framed reminder of all the half-baked GitHub repos you've abandoned. That sweet, sweet dopamine hit of starting a new project is long gone, but the guilt of abandonment follows you to the beach. Your code children are crying out "Daddy, why haven't you committed to us in 8 months?" Meanwhile you're pretending to enjoy coconut drinks while secretly wondering if your brilliant "Uber for houseplants" idea could actually work if you just refactored the backend...

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