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Without The Compiler
Debugging C++ Programming
1 month ago 105.7K views 0 shares
Without The Compiler
You're crying over 10 errors in 20 lines? Cute. Meanwhile, the first compiler developers had to write perfect code with zero feedback. No red squiggly lines. No error messages. Just the cold, unforgiving void of punch cards and assembly. If their code failed, they'd never know why. They're basically the programming equivalent of those ancient warriors who built their own weapons while fighting off bears. Next time your IDE highlights a missing semicolon, pour one out for the ghosts of computer science past.

O No
Programming Hardware Algorithms
1 month ago 98.7K views 0 shares
O No
Back in the 60s, programmers were literally PUNCHING CODE into cards by hand! 🤯 The person in the image is holding up punch cards with the caption "COMPILERS TOOK MY JOB" - it's basically the original "robots are stealing our jobs" but for coding! Before compilers existed, humans had to manually convert code into machine-readable formats. Then BAM! Compilers showed up and were like "I got this" and an entire profession vanished faster than free pizza at a hackathon! Those punch card operators never saw it coming!

Start Them Young
Programming Hardware Debugging Databases
1 month ago 108.0K views 1 shares
Start Them Young
Nothing says "responsible parenting" quite like abandoning your child with a mainframe computer from the 1970s and a COBOL manual! This is basically the programming equivalent of leaving your kid with dinosaurs as babysitters. That poor child is about to learn that semicolons aren't just for English class and that punch cards were the original "swipe right." The ultimate character-building exercise: debug COBOL or no dinner tonight! Honestly, this might explain why so many banking systems still run on ancient code - those traumatized children grew up and refused to ever touch the code again.