App ideas Memes

Programmers sliding into the abyss of tech support requests. First it's "can you fix my laptop?" (manageable), then "I have an app idea" (danger zone), followed by the inevitable "can you hack Facebook?" (full-on nightmare). The slide represents the slippery slope of being the "computer person" in any social circle. Once people know you code, you're suddenly expected to be part IT helpdesk, part startup incubator, and part cyber criminal. No, Karen, knowing how to write a for-loop doesn't mean I can retrieve your ex's private messages.

The ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE of being a programmer in public! One second you're innocently sliding down the playground, and BOOM—suddenly you're bombarded with tech support requests, million-dollar app ideas, and casual requests to commit federal crimes! 💀 The audacity of people thinking "programmer" means "free IT department, startup incubator, and hacker-for-hire" all rolled into one! Next time someone asks you to "just hack Facebook real quick," remember that prison orange is NOT your color, sweetie!

The five stages of being ambushed with an app idea: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally reaching for your beer while contemplating how many "million-dollar ideas" you've heard this month alone. Friends somehow believe coding is just typing random characters until an app appears. Bonus points if they offer "exposure" as payment or say "it's like Uber but for [literally anything]." Most developers have mastered the art of the thousand-yard stare while mentally calculating how many weekends this conversation is about to cost them.