I Have The Power Of Documentation

That rare, godlike feeling when you actually take the time to read documentation instead of copy-pasting from Stack Overflow. Suddenly you're not just fixing bugs—you're wielding cosmic power. Your colleagues look at you in awe as you confidently implement features without a single "why the hell is this not working" moment. Of course, this superhero phase lasts approximately 17 minutes before you're back to frantically googling error messages.