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Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern developer! What starts as a lean, efficient algorithm in your brain somehow transforms into tangled spaghetti code when your fingers hit the keyboard. And then, after hours of refactoring and "optimizing," you've somehow made it worse—upgrading it to a thicker, more robust fettuccine code. It's the coding equivalent of going to the gym but somehow getting less fit. The skeleton represents what remains of your sanity after staring at nested if-statements and callback hell for 12 straight hours. Pro tip: If your code base evolves to lasagna code (with too many layers), it might be time to consider a career change to actual pasta making.

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You signed up for data science thinking you'd be building cool AI models and predicting the future, but NOPE—here you are, cramming optimization algorithms into your brain like it's finals week in calculus hell. Second-order optimization methods? Dynamic programming? Gradient descent variations? Girl, same. The existential crisis is REAL when you realize "fun with data" actually means memorizing mathematical nightmares that would make your high school math teacher weep with joy. Plot twist: nobody warned you that "data science" is just "applied mathematics with extra steps" in disguise. 📊💀

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