I Have The Power Of Documentation

Content "My life is boring and repetitive. I must change something" "Me after changing all the color combinations in my IDE"

Content not commenting your code because you're lazy not commenting your code because only God knows how it works ProarammerHumor

Content nVIDIA. v 4 I wrote a bot to inflate scalper prices, with.. Q I wrote a bot to inflate scalper price s, with no intention to purchase skateordiedgk 6h Like you all, I waited up all night for the launch, refreshing the page vigorously trying to get a 3080 for myself. Notify to sold out, instantly. I saw all the bots on ebay selling them for 1200-1400 and was so salty that I wrote a quick bot to target Ebay auctions. The bot makes an account and puts in ridiculous bids that no one will pay. If it is an auction, the scalper ain't profiting now. Those 6-20k bids on ebay is my bot making sure they don't sell their scalped product, because when the auction is over, no payment will be fulfilled. Hopefully for us all, they will be back in stock soon. Good luck everybody

THE AUDACITY! Hollywood thinks updating packages and mashing random keys is "hacking"?! I'm sitting there, drink in hand, SCREAMING internally as they break into the Pentagon with a single command line. PLEASE! Real hacking is 8 hours of Stack Overflow research followed by crying in the bathroom when your exploit fails because you forgot a semicolon. But sure, show me another montage of green text on black screens while I die inside! 💀

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The hierarchy of developer street cred, accurately depicted. Instagram followers? Cool story bro. Twitter followers? Getting warmer. Reddit followers? Now we're talking actual technical respect. But that single GitHub follower? That's someone who looked at your code, didn't immediately run away screaming, and hit follow anyway. That's basically a marriage proposal in developer terms. Social media clout means nothing when your repos are empty. But one person who willingly subscribed to your commit history? That's validation that actually matters. They're basically saying "I trust your code enough to get notifications about it." Peak achievement unlocked.