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The four stages of accidental programming genius: First, the dread of facing a complex feature from scratch. You know, that moment when you stare at the requirements doc and contemplate a career change. Then somehow, fueled by panic and caffeine, you bang out the entire implementation in one day. Not even sure how that happened. But wait—it actually works on the first try? No 17-hour debugging session? No StackOverflow spiritual journey? And the final ascension to godhood: discovering your code handles edge cases you didn't even know existed. You've transcended mere programming and entered the realm of cosmic accident. Your code is better than you are.

The four stages of debugging your own code: First, the pride: "I fixed a bug today!" You're practically ready to update your LinkedIn with "Senior Bug Exterminator." Then, the crushing realization: "my own" - the bug you heroically vanquished was one YOU created. Congratulations, you played yourself. Followed by the existential crisis: "am I a genius?" The duality of being smart enough to fix something yet dumb enough to break it in the first place. And finally, the programmer's paradox: "I really can't say, but yes" - simultaneously the villain and hero of your own codebase. The circle of dev life is complete.

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The evolutionary stages of debugging: from proper tools to cosmic enlightenment. Sure, you could use an actual debugger like a responsible adult. Or you could spam console.log() everywhere like a caffeinated monkey with a keyboard. But true debugging nirvana? That's when you're frantically adding border: 1px solid red; to every CSS element at 2AM, trying to figure out why your layout looks like it was designed by a toddler with a grudge. We've all been there—staring into the void of broken code until the void starts debugging back.

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