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Content Paper Author (human) Generative BST 2.7B Horses go to hayvard... get it? No, I don't get it. Can you explain it to me like I'm five? Well, Harvard is a school for humans, and horses eat hay... Yes, I know that. But what does that have to do with the joke? I'm so confused. Do you know what hay is? Yes, it's a type of grain. I just don't see how that's relevant to the joke Do you know what horses are? Yes, they are domesticated animals that have been bred over millennia for various purposes. Do you know what Harvard is? Yes. It's a university in Boston, Massachusetts, in the United States. So, what is Hayvard? I'm not sure, but I do know that it's located in Cambridge No, it isn't a real place. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Thank you for informing me of that. It's like a bad pun. Some people think it's funny. I see. Well, at least I learned something new today. Have a great day! What did you learn? 1 learned that Boston University is in the Boston metropolitan area, which I did not know.

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Content What's the worst code you've seen a paid programmer X write? Danny Kodicek, Educational Software Developer and Teacher Answered Jun 24 Without a doubt, my own. The worst piece of programming I ever did, which shames me to this day, was when a friend asked me to put together a countdown clock for the London 2012 Olympic committee. The announcement was due to be made whether London had won the bid, they were having a party, and they wanted a countdown on the wall. It wasn't exactly a difficult job, but I put some work in to make it look nice. But I forgot one rather crucial detail. And so the next day I discovered people had watched the clock and chanted along as it counted down... 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 00:-01 00:-02 My cheeks burn every time I think of it.

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Ah, the corporate time-tracking paradox. You've spent so much time meticulously logging your hours in Jira that you now need to track the time you spent tracking time. Next logical step? Track the time spent tracking the time spent tracking time. Congratulations, you've just discovered recursion without writing a single line of code. Management will probably ask you to create a Jira ticket to improve time-tracking efficiency.