Ticketing system Memes

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Please Give Me Your Ticket Number
Agile Devops Programming
6 days ago 173.1K views 0 shares
Please Give Me Your Ticket Number
The eternal dance between developers and project managers in their natural habitat. Left side: PM promising quick fixes with their signature "got a minute?" opener (translation: prepare for a 2-hour meeting). Right side: developer desperately seeking a JIRA ticket for documentation because verbal requests might as well be written in disappearing ink. When the PM finally caves and creates a ticket, the developer's relief is palpable—finally, proof this conversation happened! Without a ticket, it's just two people having a hallucination about feature requests.

Jira: Literally A Stopper
Agile Devops Programming
1 month ago 75.2K views 0 shares
Jira: Literally A Stopper
The perfect metaphor doesn't exi— Oh wait, there it is! A Jira ad on a literal barrier that stops people from moving forward. The slogan "Big ideas start with Jira" plastered on what's essentially a roadblock is just *chef's kiss* irony. Nothing captures the spirit of Jira better than something designed to prevent progress while claiming to enable it. Six sprints later and we're still waiting for that gate to open...

How To Catch A Programmer Hiding
Programming Devops Agile Microsoft Debugging
4 months ago 122.5K views 1 shares
How To Catch A Programmer Hiding
The horror movie villain's greatest weakness: corporate IT processes! Even knife-wielding maniacs can't bypass the sacred ticket system. The programmer's terrified face in panel 2 perfectly captures that moment when you realize someone's about to ask you for help via direct message instead of following protocol. And that final panel? Pure developer schadenfreude - watching the villain collapse at the mere mention of "submit a ticket" is basically what happens to any dev's soul when forced to deal with JIRA for the 47th time today. The ultimate developer defense system isn't a firewall - it's bureaucracy.

I Cannot Reproduce It Allthe Time
Debugging Devops Programming Testing
4 months ago 100.7K views 0 shares
I Cannot Reproduce It Allthe Time
The eternal developer nightmare: Support team flexing like bodybuilders when reporting bugs, but turning into melted puddles when asked for reproduction steps. "It happens sometimes on Tuesdays when Mercury is in retrograde and the user clicks really fast while standing on one foot." And then they wonder why we close tickets as "Cannot Reproduce." Classic case of Schrödinger's Bug – it both exists and doesn't exist until someone documents it properly.