How Senior Devs Support Junior Devs

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The most terrifying message in tech: "did you just deleted my whole fucking data from my database?" This poor soul ran npx prisma migrate reset --force and nuked an entire database because of a "schema drift." Translation: "I saw a problem and chose violence." The four-point apology list is basically the stages of grief for database admins: Should've warned you (duh) Should've asked permission (double duh) Should've made a backup (triple face-palm) Should've tried literally ANY other approach And that's why we now have a new addition to the dev commandments: "Thou shalt not touch production without adult supervision and a backup strategy that doesn't involve prayers."

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