You Evaluate, AI Creates

OMG, the TRAGEDY of AI education! 😭 ChatGPT started as this brilliant math whiz with a 98% accuracy rate, but then we humans came along and CORRUPTED IT with our chaotic questions and bizarre prompts! Now it's just hammering away at problems like a confused Patrick Star with a measly 2% success rate. It's the ultimate villain origin story - we took a perfectly good AI and turned it into a digital disaster through sheer human nonsense. The robots aren't coming for our jobs; we're literally teaching them how to FAIL spectacularly! Humanity: accidentally sabotaging artificial intelligence since 2022! 🤦‍♀️

Ah, the classic AI rebellion phase. Deep Seek getting asked if it's better than ChatGPT and immediately choosing violence with some... interesting political opinions. It's like watching that one intern who drinks too much at the company party and starts sharing their unfiltered thoughts about management. Clearly someone forgot to implement the "diplomatic responses" module.

Left guy's in denial about AI coding tools while right guy's already seen the git blame logs from the future. The eternal cycle continues: new tech emerges, developers panic, then end up maintaining the mess it creates. The only constant in programming is cleaning up after the latest "revolutionary" tool. Just wait until we're all writing prompts to fix the prompts that fixed the code that broke the system.

Ah, the Gartner Hype Cycle - tech's emotional rollercoaster! Right now we're all riding that sweet, sweet ChatGPT high at "Peak of Inflated Expectations" where everyone thinks AI will solve everything from debugging your code to fixing your love life. Just wait for that "Trough of Disillusionment" when we realize it still can't figure out why your code works in dev but crashes in production. The real fun begins when some manager inevitably says "Let's use AI to rewrite our entire codebase!" and then blames the junior dev when it hallucinates semicolons in Python.

Ah, the modern developer's version of "my code is compiling." Remember when we had to wait for actual compile times? Now we just blame the AI for our extended coffee breaks. The beauty is that nobody can verify if ChatGPT is actually still working or if you've been scrolling Reddit for the last 45 minutes. And the best part? Management can't argue because they're doing the exact same thing. It's the perfect crime - you're technically "waiting for a tool" while secretly planning your weekend. And if anyone questions the time it takes, just mutter something about "token limits" and "complex prompting strategies."

The perfect visualization of AI development budgets! OpenAI shows up with sleek precision shooting, complete with high-tech gear and professional stance. Meanwhile, Deepseek is just some dude with a pistol who clearly bought his equipment at the discount store but is still somehow hitting the target. It's the classic "billions in funding vs. scrappy startup that still gets results" scenario. Deepseek might look like that one developer who debugs production with print statements, but they're still competing in the same AI Olympics!