How It Feels To Read Assembly

Content Skills You have 6 out of the 10 preferred skills Data Integrity sOL TypeScript JavaScript Architecture Microservices American Welding Society (AWS) API Development Microsoft Azure Relationship Building

Content I WANNA CODE BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET STARTED! Finally, I have something to show the world! "Worst code I ever saw" "Who the fuck writes it this way?" Are you dumb?" Code review 127 change requests "Who taught you to code?" NEVER AGAIN.

Content 102 Un 2 1 Deandon NO: DATE: include Kiostrent using namespace star int Main) cout "Hello world!" ;

Content 18 19 20 21 22 int int number10number array myNumbers int element20element element50element element60 element element90element int myNumbers array array array appendnumber append print print myNumbers

Someone woke up and chose violence. The goal here is to feed ChatGPT such cursed, chaotic code that it just gives up and starts hallucinating error messages. Think legacy PHP spaghetti mixed with recursive bash scripts, sprinkled with some jQuery from 2009, all wrapped in a Dockerfile that uses FROM scratch unironically. It's like trying to teach a language model by showing it only the worst code ever written. "Here GPT, analyze this 5000-line function with no comments and 47 nested if statements. Have fun!" The AI equivalent of making someone watch every JavaScript framework tutorial from the last decade simultaneously. Bonus points if the repo includes a README that just says "it works on my machine" and a package.json with 300 dependencies, half of which are deprecated.

When your password requirements include "must contain at least one character floating in the void of space." Who needs fancy password generators when you can just smash your keyboard while having an existential crisis? This is basically what happens when security experts say "make it random" and developers take it literally . Good luck remembering which cosmic 'X' you clicked on during account creation. Password hint: "It's that one letter... you know... somewhere in the universe."