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Oh, the SWEET taste of corporate gratitude! Nothing says "we value you" quite like getting your code merged at 6 PM and receiving a death threat disguised as a bedtime story. Your reward for staying late, fixing that critical bug, and saving the sprint? A one-way ticket to the unemployment line served with your morning coffee!
The absolute AUDACITY of management praising you while simultaneously sharpening the axe is truly *chef's kiss*. Because why have job security when you can have the thrill of wondering if tomorrow's standup will be your last? Sweet dreams, hero developer—you've earned this anxiety!
