How Did You Become A Programmer?

Microsoft's favorite child flexing on its older sibling. C# swaggering in with its modern features, garbage collection that actually works, and not making you write 20 lines of boilerplate just to print "Hello World". Meanwhile, Java's still over there pretending verbosity is a feature, not a bug. The language war that never ends, but we all know which one we'd rather use for a new project when the boss isn't looking.

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The emotional rollercoaster of CI pipeline debugging, captured in git commit history. From the initial "fuck yeah, finally got it!!!" celebration to the soul-crushing "once again" failures, followed by increasingly desperate pleas to the CI gods. The gradual descent from confidence to begging is painfully familiar to anyone who's battled flaky tests. That special moment when you go from "fix: Come on, CI!" to "fix: Getting pretty angry at CI by now..." is when you know you've entered the seventh circle of DevOps hell.

When your production server is literally on fire and someone's genius solution is "Switch to Google Chrome" 😂 This is peak tech support energy – like when your database is corrupting, servers are melting down, and that one person suggests clearing your cache. The Earth is literally exploding in the image, and homie's solution is a browser change. Reminds me of the time our entire API cluster crashed and someone in Slack suggested "have you tried incognito mode?" Pure gold for anyone who's ever received completely irrelevant troubleshooting advice during a genuine crisis.