Honestly... I've Seen Worse.

A senior developer duplicated the same statement in both the if and else blocks because "it needs to execute in both cases." The logic is so beautifully broken that it's almost poetic. Why use basic control flow when you can just... not?

The best part? She got promoted to tech lead. Nothing says "leadership material" quite like fundamentally misunderstanding how conditional statements work. In her defense, the code technically works—it's just aggressively stupid. Sometimes incompetence and confidence are indistinguishable from genius to upper management.

The "Bravo." is chef's kiss levels of sarcasm. You can feel the resignation through the screen.