Holy Binary: The Ultimate Power Couple

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OMG, running npm install is like summoning the DEMON LORD OF DEPENDENCIES from the porcelain throne! 🚽👹 One second you're innocently trying to install a tiny package, and the next your toilet is LITERALLY ERUPTING with hellfire and 37,582 packages you never asked for! And there you are, cowering in the corner, questioning your life choices while your node_modules folder grows large enough to achieve sentience and apply for its own zip code! THE HORROR!

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Reddit programming subs in a nutshell: GitHub Copilot adding over a million lines of code while removing just 332. Then there's the "vibe coders" adding 153K lines but deleting 9K. This is the digital equivalent of that coworker who writes 500 lines to do what could be done in 10. Sure, the git stats look impressive, but someone's gonna have to maintain that monstrosity after they move on to their next "10x developer" gig. The real heroes are the ones who commit -5000 lines that make everything run twice as fast. But they don't get Reddit karma, do they?

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