Holy Binary: The Ultimate Power Couple

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Holy Binary: The Ultimate Power Couple

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OMG THE BETRAYAL! 😱 The number 0 is sitting there, all smug with its little face, thinking it's special because it's a placeholder. Then BAM! 💥 The computer and number 1 team up to form the ULTIMATE POWER COUPLE - binary code! That's right, sweetie, computers only need 0s and 1s to run THE ENTIRE DIGITAL UNIVERSE while the rest of us peasants are over here counting to 10 like absolute CAVEMEN. The audacity of these two to flaunt their relationship status while the rest of the number system is left in the dust. I. CANNOT. EVEN. 🙄

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