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Just Like Guessing A Password Is Not "Hacking"
AI Programming
18 days ago 72.3K views 0 shares
Just Like Guessing A Password Is Not "Hacking"
HONEY, PLEASE! Slapping an "AI" label on basic conditional logic is the tech equivalent of putting a Ferrari badge on your 1998 Toyota Corolla! 💅 The ABSOLUTE DRAMA of Uber claiming they're using "artificial intelligence" when they're literally just checking *if drunk_time == true && location == bar && app_fumbling > 30sec*. I. CAN'T. EVEN. 🙄 The tech industry's relationship with the term "AI" is more toxic than my ex's Instagram stories. Just because you can write an if-statement doesn't mean you've created HAL 9000, DARLING!

None Of Us Are Really Programmers
Programming Algorithms Javascript Python Java
21 days ago 84.9K views 0 shares
None Of Us Are Really Programmers
Behold the DEVASTATING moment someone tries to sound smart about programming languages vs scripting languages—only to be ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED by a simple question about array functions! 💀 The audacity to make grand philosophical statements about language classifications when you can't even answer if your precious language has a built-in function to check if an array contains a value?! HONEY, PLEASE! That's like claiming you're a master chef but not knowing how to boil water! The driver's face in that last panel is literally all of us witnessing this train wreck. And they say imposter syndrome isn't real? THIS is why we all feel like frauds sometimes!

None Of Us Are Really Programmers
Programming Javascript Python Java
1 month ago 74.1K views 0 shares
None Of Us Are Really Programmers
First frame: Guy confidently throws out some pretentious nonsense about programming vs scripting languages. Second frame: Girl asks a basic programming question that any self-respecting developer should know. Third frame: Guy's entire facade crumbles as he realizes he's been exposed as someone who talks big but can't answer fundamental questions. The brutal truth is we've all been that guy at some point. Talking philosophical BS about programming paradigms but then freezing when asked if a language has array.includes() . The eternal impostor syndrome is justified sometimes.

Hello World In "C"
C++ Programming
2 months ago 75.8K views 0 shares
Hello World In "C"
When someone claims they're "good in C," but their idea of writing code is literally arranging the letter 'c' to spell "Hello World." That's like saying you're fluent in Spanish because you can order a burrito at Chipotle. The painful irony is that actual C "Hello World" is just a few lines that any first-year student could Google in 5 seconds: #include <stdio.h> int main() { printf("Hello World"); return 0; } Yet here we are, watching someone flex their ASCII art skills instead of basic syntax knowledge. Classic interview self-destruction.