I Cannae Change The Laws Of Physics

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I Cannae Change The Laws Of Physics

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Your IDE is like that overeager ensign who reports problems before you've even had a chance to finish typing. Create a variable, look away for half a second, and suddenly your editor's throwing red squiggly lines everywhere like there's a warp core breach. Listen, computer—I'm giving her all she's got. Some of us need more than 3 milliseconds between declaration and implementation.

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