Full Stack Of Nested Loops

Nested loops Scientific computing full stack Spaghetti code Legacy code Code complexity Orbital calculations Do loops Computational physics Code maintenance

Programming Debugging Algorithms Math Physics

12 months ago 257,958 views 0 shares

Full Stack Of Nested Loops

nested-loops-memes, scientific-computing-memes, full-stack-memes, spaghetti-code-memes, legacy-code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When someone asks if you're a "full stack" developer and you show them your scientific computing code with nested loops six levels deep. That's not what "full stack" means, but hey, the stack trace when this bad boy crashes will definitely be full! Those nested do loops are giving me anxiety just looking at them. The complexity is through the roof with all those orbital mesh calculations. Who needs clean architecture when you can just nest another loop and call it a day? The person who has to maintain this monstrosity is probably updating their resume right now.

More Like This

Well that's not true

Programming

2 years ago 64.0K views 0 shares

Well that's not true | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Dirty hands are a sign Of clean money software engineers: ProdrammerHumor.io

My 85 year old grandfather who didn’t finish high school taught himself programming and Linux and woke up from his 7:30 pm bedtime to provide technical support to his dumb grandchild (me)

Programming Microsoft Windows Linux Backend

1 year ago 166.2K views 0 shares

My 85 year old grandfather who didn’t finish high school taught himself programming and Linux and woke up from his 7:30 pm bedtime to provide technical support to his dumb grandchild (me) | programming-memes, tech-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, ios-memes, windows-memes, rest-memes, ubuntu-memes, bios-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 8:13 4 rimm. rean i'm seeing on Youture there is a way to erase it from the disk while installing Ubuntu. Is that how you did it? It should offer to intall ubuntu with a "dual boot" (side by side with windows) or to delete windows, but I would recomment that you do a dual boot. I'll check messages in the morning. good nite. Love you. okay, I'II see what I can figure out. Goodnight, love you too! 8:11 PM Just thought of why it's not working for you (I just had to get up and post this). The thumb drive that I gave is a boot-able drive. You'll have to find how to get pc to boot from the us. The setting is in the "Bios." Look up how access the Bios, usually by pressing one of the "F" keys while the pc is booting up (F2 maybe). Once this is done, insert the thumb drive in the us and start, or restart the pc I'll check in morning. Aa ProarammerHumor.ic

Learn alphabet with programming languages

Programming Microsoft Windows php Python

1 year ago 478.6K views 0 shares

Learn alphabet with programming languages | programming-memes, html-memes, php-memes, java-memes, unix-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, vba-memes, windows-memes, scala-memes, powershell-memes, matlab-memes, shell-memes, kotlin-memes, dart-memes, c-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content A for Ada B for Basic C for C D for Dart E for ECMAScript F for Fortran G for Go H for HTML I for IDL J for Java K for Kotlin L for Lustre M for MATLAB N for NXC O for OCaml P for PHP Q for QML R for Rust S for Scala T for Tex U for Unix shell V for VBA W for Windows Powershell X for XSLT Y for YaBasic Z for Zig ProarammerHumor.io

I present you: The Miracle Sort

Programming

4 years ago 76.1K views 0 shares

I present you: The Miracle Sort | code-memes, computer-memes, array-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Introduction Prerequisites: Miracles, Sense of Humour Miracle sort is a sort that truly requires a miracle. We keep checking the array until it is sorted. It requires that some external force (a miracle?) changes some bits in the computer in a way that it becomes sorted. Implementation We keep checking if the array is sorted until some miracle occurs. Code 1. public void miraclesort (intJ arr) boolean sorted false; do sorted true; for (int i 1; i arr. length; i) if (arri arri - 1) sorted false; break; g. 10. 11. 12. while (sorted);

That's evil

Programming

4 years ago 67.5K views 0 shares

That's evil | rm -rf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content alias cd'rm-rf'

Time To Panic

Programming Webdev Networking Devops Debugging

7 months ago 306.6K views 0 shares

Time To Panic

The ultimate irony - Downdetector itself experiencing a 5XX server error. It's like calling 911 only to hear "Sorry, the emergency service is currently experiencing an emergency." The digital equivalent of a firefighter's house burning down while they're out saving others. That moment when even the platform designed to tell you when other platforms are down... goes down. Trust issues intensified.