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The JavaScript purists have found their champion. Someone finally brave enough to sign an executive order against TypeScript, the language that dares to add types to JavaScript's beautiful chaos. Next thing you know, they'll be requiring documentation and consistent naming conventions. Pure madness. The compiler fanatics will be celebrating tonight with their manually allocated memory and segmentation faults while the rest of us just want to run npm install 47 times until something works.

Content faxanadude 1h "Alpha" males losing their shit when their self image is even remotely challenged in any way. 5 Reply 122 PhreedomPhighter 1h I'm an Alpha for sure. But in the video game sense where I'm an early release model with a fuckton of issues. 122

Ah, binary humor at its finest! The cake has exactly 6 candles arranged in blue-red-blue-blue-red-blue order, which translates to 101100 in binary. And what's 101100 in decimal? Exactly 20! This is peak programmer efficiency—why waste plastic on 20 separate candles when you can represent the same number with just 6? Saving both the environment and showing off your nerd credentials in one delicious chocolate package. The family probably stood around awkwardly while the birthday girl explained the joke to everyone before blowing out her "bits."

Content 2000s Growth By Innovation The idea that there could be a better way to handle email caught the attention of a Google engineer who thought it might be a good "20 percent time" project. (Google requires engineers to spend a day a week on proiects that interest them, unrelated to their day jobs). Millions of MMs later, Gmail was born. QUARTZ oRaNse tr Growth By Hard Work Google's "20 time," which brought you Gmail and AdSense, is now as good as dead 2010s 2020s Genres and ASI WATCHLIST MARKETS RUSINESS INVESTING TECH POLITICS CNBC TV INVESTING CLUR A PROB Growth By Micromanaging Employees TECH Google CEO says he hopes to make company 20 more efficient, hints at potential cuts PUBLISHED WED. SEP 7 2022.1:01 AM EDT UPDATED WED. SEP 7 2022.8:23 AM EDT

That moment when you've consumed 7 energy drinks, questioned your career choices, and blamed the compiler, only to discover you've been using = instead of == the entire time. Those bloodshot eyes aren't from staring at the screen—they're from the soul-crushing realization that you wasted 4 hours of your life because you couldn't type a second equals sign. The best part? You'll absolutely do it again next week.