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Ah yes, the classic "let's rewrite decades of legacy code in a few months" fantasy. For those who don't know, COBOL is the programming equivalent of that ancient Nokia phone your grandpa still uses – outdated but somehow keeping entire nations running. Converting tens of millions of lines of COBOL that handle checks notes just the entire Social Security system to Java is like trying to transplant a whale's brain into a dolphin over a weekend. What could possibly go wrong? Just the financial security of every retiree in America. The best part is the "DOGE wants it done in months" bit. Nothing says "I've never written a line of code in my life" quite like thinking you can replace a 60-year-old system that processes trillions of dollars before your Jira subscription expires. Fun fact: The last time someone tried something similar, they spent $100 million and got absolutely nowhere. But hey, this time it'll be different because... reasons.

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The stark reality of modern JavaScript development in one perfect image. Left side: your node_modules folder - a literal encyclopedia of dependencies that could crush a small desk. Right side: your actual source code - so tiny you could lose it between your fingers. The 500MB of libraries you imported just to center a div versus the 12 lines of code you actually wrote. This is why your Docker builds take longer than compiling the Linux kernel.

Content new Junior Carbon Developer CyberCoders 3.6 Nashville, TN 37219 6 locations OJ S120,000 - 160,000 a year Easily apply Full-time Must have 10 years of Carbon experience - no exceptions and C doesn't count Must also have 10 years with AWS and React. Knowledge of Photoshop strongly preferred. m https:mybroadband.co.za software Google's Carbon programming languag aims to replace C - MyBroadband 1 day ago - Google unveiled a new programming languad called Carbon on Tuesday, 19 July 2022, which it said is a experimental replacement for C.

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