From Equations To Interfaces: The Programmer's Evolution

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From Equations To Interfaces: The Programmer's Evolution

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The perfect evolution of programmer humor in two tweets. First, we have the calculus-to-design pipeline with "dy/dx" (differential equations) to "UI/UX" (making pretty buttons that users actually understand). Then the reply takes it further with "ABCD" (the basics of programming) to "DBMS" (where you store all the data you have no idea what to do with). It's the perfect representation of how we all start with simple concepts and somehow end up managing complex systems while pretending we remember anything from our CS fundamentals. The career progression nobody warns you about!

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