Every Corporate Tech Team

Corporate tech teams are basically the Avengers if the Avengers were assembled by someone who'd never actually seen the movies. You've got the sysadmin who looks like they've witnessed every production outage since the dawn of time and is perpetually one ticket away from a breakdown. Then there's the team lead who discovered ChatGPT last week and now thinks they're leading a revolution while simultaneously having a mental breakdown about whether the AI will replace them. The femboy software engineer? Just vibing, probably writing the cleanest code on the team while everyone else is in chaos. And finally, the furry cloud architect who's somehow the most competent person in the room despite wearing a tail to stand-ups. Honestly, if your tech team doesn't look like this, are you even doing enterprise software?