Forgive Me Father

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Forgive Me Father

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We've all been there—staring at a codebase that desperately needs refactoring, but the deadline is tomorrow and you just need it to work. So you copy-paste that function for the third time, slap an O(n³) algorithm where a hash map would do, and ship it with a guilty conscience. The confessional booth awaits, but deep down you know you'll do it again next sprint. At least you're not using nested ternary operators... yet.

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