Float Vs Boolean: The Shower Edition

Claude 4 just wrote the most elegant, useless code in history. 3,000+ lines of pristine architecture that does absolutely nothing except look pretty in the IDE. Like watching someone build a cathedral and then realizing they forgot to include doors. The digital equivalent of a perfectly organized sock drawer in a house that's on fire.

Content Me, searching a very specific question on Google Some guy who asked the same question online 4 years ago

Looks like U.S. Bank just shipped the most valuable thing in programming—absolutely nothing! They're proudly announcing they've shipped null , complete with tracking capabilities. Sure, go ahead and track that non-existent card. Reminds me of those times when the backend team promises to deliver "something" by Friday, and then sends an empty JSON object. At least they're honest about shipping nothing instead of pretending it's a "feature-light release." The best part? Null is apparently "on its way" to an address they have "on file"—which probably means it'll arrive exactly never to precisely nowhere.

Started with one innocent computer, ended up with a room full of salvaged hardware running 24/7. That's the Linux gateway drug effect—you think you're just trying a new OS, and suddenly you're hosting 17 services on machines you rescued from dumpsters. The stuffed animals are just witnesses to your descent into terminal madness. They've seen things.

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Content NOOOO. YOU HAVE TO USE DESIGN PATTERNS! ADHERE TO SOLID! DRY KISS, YAGNI!! 34 EU WORKS, WORKS, FIT WORKS, IT WORKS. 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 imaflipocom 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145