Float Vs Boolean: The Shower Edition

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Float Vs Boolean: The Shower Edition

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Shower temperature control is just like variable types in programming. Regular showers have float temperature with infinite precision between hot and cold. Meanwhile, my shower apparently runs on boolean temperature - either Antarctica or Satan's hot tub, with absolutely nothing in between. Turning the knob half a millimeter is the difference between hypothermia and third-degree burns. It's like my shower was programmed by the same intern who thought binary search was just looking for 1s and 0s.

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