Finally

Content Today's tea: I'm too fucking 1 dumb for 'myjob

The cruel irony of tech life: childhood's potato PC gave us endless hours to tinker, while adulthood's liquid-cooled beast collects dust because deadlines don't respect your Steam library. That $3000 rig's primary function? Running Slack and VS Code while you daydream about the gaming session that'll never happen. The universe maintains balance by ensuring you can either afford good hardware or have time to use it—never both.

Content You are remaking your project from scratch I'm remaking it in scratch We are not the same

Content Have a great weekend I hope your code behaves on Monday the same way it did on Friday

Content While you were out partying, I studied the code. While you were out engaging in premarital sex, I studied the code. While you spent months at the gym for the sake of vanity, I studied the code.. Eir I still don't know what the fuck is going on. ProdrammerHumor.io

BEHOLD! The magnificent tragedy of WebSocket development! Your computer, a delicate damsel in distress, desperately trying to connect to the outside world while your firewall, the overzealous knight in shining armor, is LITERALLY BLOCKING CONNECTIONS FROM YOUR OWN MACHINE! The sheer audacity! It's like having a bodyguard who won't let you leave your own house because "the outside world is dangerous" — and then you realize IT'S THE SAME DAMN COMPUTER making both decisions! The digital equivalent of slapping yourself in the face and then wondering why it hurts! 💀