Extreme Coding: VS Code On A Smartwatch

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A bank that demands special characters but then bans the most common ones is like a bouncer who insists you wear shoes but prohibits sneakers, boots, and sandals. The irony here is magnificent - they're essentially saying "please make your password secure by using things we've decided are too secure." Next they'll probably ban numbers because they look too much like code. Banking security at its finest, folks.

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Ah, the classic story point inflation syndrome. Junior devs see a simple "add a button" task and suddenly it's a 5-point epic with database schema changes, UI redesigns, and three days of meetings. Meanwhile, senior devs are having Vietnam-style flashbacks to every sprint planning where they had to gently explain that changing a label color doesn't require refactoring the entire codebase. After eight years of watching this cycle repeat, you develop that exact facial expression—a mixture of horror, disbelief, and the crushing realization that you'll be staying late fixing the overengineered monstrosity they're about to create.