My Attempt To Get Outsourced Colleague To Write Good Code

Content Brenan Keller brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

Content "Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a totally separate environment to run production in. " - - unknown stahnma

Content 09:13 Lex Fridman lexfridman 5h Everything is a computer. 0 1.031 17 546 5.062 1. Grady Booch Grady Booch Replying to lexfridman A rock is not a computer. 04:00 310822 from Kaanapali, HI Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 473 Likes 17 Taylor Caforio Tcafff 4h Replying to GradyBooch and lexfridman The elements in the rock have a code they run when they interact through physics with other elements or rocks or heat or anything else in the universe. That code is law. I think that's what he's attempting to ideate. 9 7 27 M 26 1, Grady Booch GradyBooch 3h It's a foolish analogy that is neither descriptive nor predictive nor testable. If everything is X, then the semantics of X are meaningless. Tweet your reply

Content Changelog changelog Following V "Don't worry, our users will notify us if there's a problem" Honk if Shit tallingoff 10:03 AM - 8 Jun 2019

Content When python throws an error in line 174 but your code only has 10 lines Son of a bitch. You're really no help at all, you know that?

Y2K but make it space. Future programmers will stare into the void just like this when they realize all their systems store years as 4-digit integers. The face of a developer who just calculated how many legacy codebases need refactoring across thousands of planets. That's not exhaustion—that's the realization that management approved the budget for exactly half the time needed to fix it. Fun fact: The original Y2K bug cost $300 billion to fix. The Y10K bug will probably cost whatever the galactic equivalent of "your firstborn child and your retirement fund" is.