My Attempt To Get Outsourced Colleague To Write Good Code

Oh, the AUDACITY! There you are, slaving away on a quick Proof of Concept that's held together with digital duct tape and wishful thinking, when management swoops in like vultures and declares your fragile prototype "production ready." That smile? That's the face of someone who just heard their weekend project is now going to be supporting millions of users! Nothing says "we value quality" like taking code that was LITERALLY NEVER MEANT TO SCALE and throwing it into production because it "seems to work well enough." Congratulations, your 3 AM caffeine-fueled hack job is now a "feature" that you'll be maintaining until the heat death of the universe! 🎉

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The eternal programmer paradox: screaming at your own creation. The white creature labeled "DEV" is questioning its own code like an exasperated parent: "I wrote you and checked you out. Why aren't you working?" Meanwhile, the dark creature labeled "GAME" is just smugly sitting there, proudly spawning "ERROR" babies everywhere. It's the digital equivalent of stepping on a Lego you placed there yourself. The signature "DN MAN :)" is just the cherry on top of this self-inflicted debugging nightmare.

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