My Attempt To Get Outsourced Colleague To Write Good Code

Software engineering Technical debt Code quality Outsourcing Remote work Unit testing Collaboration Development practices Code coverage

Testing Programming Debugging Agile

5 months ago 126,616 views 0 shares

My Attempt To Get Outsourced Colleague To Write Good Code

unit-testing-memes, outsourcing-memes, code-quality-memes, technical-debt-memes, collaboration-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal battle between code quality advocates and those who just want to ship it! That desperate moment when you're practically begging your outsourced colleague to write unit tests, only to receive the bluntest "No" in return. It's like trying to convince someone that flossing is important—they know they should, but they're definitely not going to. The code coverage report remains at a pristine 0%, while the technical debt compounds faster than your student loans. Who needs tests when you can just push to production and pray? What could possibly go wrong?

More Like This

Bug Report Tail Recursion

Testing Devops Programming Debugging Frontend

3 months ago 137.9K views 0 shares

Bug Report Tail Recursion

The infinite loop of despair that is modern tech support. First, you find a problem with a service. Then, like a responsible citizen of the digital realm, you attempt to report it. But wait! The universe has a cruel sense of humor—the very form you need to submit to report the bug... has a bug itself. So you're stuck in this beautiful recursive nightmare where you can't report the bug because of another bug that you can't report because of the bug you were trying to report in the first place. It's like needing scissors to open a package of scissors. Whoever designed this system probably also enjoys watching people try to exit vim for the first time.

Thanks But No Thanks, AI

Testing AI Programming Debugging

13 days ago 130.6K views 1 shares

Thanks But No Thanks, AI

The eternal struggle between functionality and aesthetics in one comic. AI code assistants are like that friend who suggests "refactoring" your perfectly working code into an unrecognizable mess—but hey, at least the indentation is perfect! Sure, your app now crashes on startup, but those variable names are so consistent. Nothing says "modern development" quite like breaking core functionality for the sake of "clean code principles" that nobody asked for.

Fk Microsoft

Testing Security Microsoft Windows Programming

6 months ago 177.4K views 1 shares

Fk Microsoft

This meme perfectly captures the eternal struggle between Microsoft and its increasingly irritated users. Microsoft issues a "recall" for a feature nobody asked for (random screenshots), users collectively scream "NO THANKS," and then Microsoft just sneakily reintroduces it with the next update anyway. It's the corporate equivalent of a toddler waiting until you're not looking to eat the crayon you just took away. The cycle of Microsoft ignoring user feedback is so predictable it should come with its own weather forecast: "Today's outlook - 100% chance of unwanted features with a high probability of forced restarts."

Im The Https

Testing Frontend Backend

7 months ago 39.7K views 0 shares

imTheHttps | web-memes, website-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, random-memes, http-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When you are developing a https website and testing with some random certificate Chrome: Connection is insecure yuva.krishna.memes Me: I'm not in danger. I am the danger.

Does Github

Testing Linux Debugging Backend

7 months ago 96.8K views 0 shares

doesGithub | git-memes, github-memes, fix-memes, bot-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Two questions that really bother me: 1) Does GitHub use GitHub itself to create GitHub? 2) Can GitHub roll back using GitHub to fix GitHub if GitHub crashes?

Twenty Minute Refactor

Testing Python Debugging

9 months ago 47.0K views 0 shares

twentyMinuteRefactor | testing-memes, test-memes, errors-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, function-memes, object-memes, error-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content COME ON MORTYTIT'S JUST A QUICK REFACTOR. IN AND OUT 20 MINUTE ADVENTURE! Uncaught TypeErrors result.split is not a function at Object.add (saspleels:12) at testing (sample sits) at HIMLDocument. Inst (saneleels:16) I Uncaught TypeError: result.split is not a function (sample 15:8) sanels.isi.la CKEDBYAD BLOCKEDBYAD ERRBLOCKEDBYAD