My Attempt To Get Outsourced Colleague To Write Good Code

Content Brandon Dail aweary me, a software engineer: large scale production systems are complex and require teams of experts to keep running. It's near impossible to get right 100 of the time me, when an app I use goes down once: these fucking clowns, what the fuck 25 Sep 2020 at 02:17 via Twitter for iPhone

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Content you accidentally push to production a debug print("fuck1") and everyone loses their mind

The eternal struggle of every developer who knows better but chooses chaos anyway. Sure, debuggers exist with their fancy breakpoints and variable inspection, but there's something primitively satisfying about littering your code with print("HERE") , print("WHY GOD WHY") , and the classic print("AAAAAAAAAAA") . It's like using a stone axe when you have a chainsaw in your garage. We all know we should use proper debugging tools, but smashing that red button and turning our console into a Jackson Pollock painting of random values just hits different. Proper debugging techniques? In this economy?

Content Developer: I think it's pretty clear how to use the thing Tester:

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