My Attempt To Get Outsourced Colleague To Write Good Code

The transformation from MAGICAL UNICORN to EXHAUSTED FACTORY HORSE is the most accurate representation of a developer's soul I've ever witnessed! 🦄➡️🐴 Writing fresh code? PURE BLISS! Prancing through fields of possibility with your majestic horn of creativity, mane flowing in the breeze of innovation! But then... DEBUGGING STRIKES! Suddenly you're a filthy, beaten-down workhorse trudging through toxic sludge, belching factory smoke filling your lungs as you desperately search for that ONE MISSING SEMICOLON that's been tormenting you for SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT! The duality of programming in one devastating image. I need therapy now.

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Oh, the AUDACITY! There you are, slaving away on a quick Proof of Concept that's held together with digital duct tape and wishful thinking, when management swoops in like vultures and declares your fragile prototype "production ready." That smile? That's the face of someone who just heard their weekend project is now going to be supporting millions of users! Nothing says "we value quality" like taking code that was LITERALLY NEVER MEANT TO SCALE and throwing it into production because it "seems to work well enough." Congratulations, your 3 AM caffeine-fueled hack job is now a "feature" that you'll be maintaining until the heat death of the universe! 🎉

Ah, the classic self-inflicted trolley problem! The code was working perfectly fine, but you just had to make it "cleaner" and "more elegant." Now you're frantically Slack messaging the team at 11 PM while production burns down. It's that special kind of self-destructive genius where you convince yourself that your unnecessary abstraction is somehow saving the codebase, right before you heroically break everything that was working. The philosophical trolley problem, but make it stupid - nobody was in danger until you decided to play code architect. Next time just write a comment and walk away. Trust me.

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Content public class TestMain public static void main(String args) try throw new Exception; catch (Exception e) System.out.printin("Hello World!");