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Ship It Now, Design It Later
Frontend Webdev Agile Programming Backend
1 day ago 80.6K views 0 shares
Ship It Now, Design It Later
Nothing says "production ready" like a command line interface on a smartwatch. This is what happens when management doesn't understand that "backend complete" doesn't mean "ready to ship." Sure, the data's there, but good luck explaining to users why they need to type commands on their wrist to check the time. That heart rate of 73 bpm is suspiciously low for someone who just got told to ship this monstrosity. Ten bucks says the dev's resume was updated before that watch finished booting.

Extreme Coding: VS Code On A Smartwatch
Programming Webdev Hardware Debugging
17 days ago 68.8K views 0 shares
Extreme Coding: VS Code On A Smartwatch
The dream of coding on a 1.5-inch screen has arrived! VS Code squeezed onto a smartwatch is the ultimate flex for those who think mechanical keyboards aren't uncomfortable enough. Imagine debugging that production issue while grocery shopping—"Hold on, let me just pinch-zoom into line 457 to find that missing semicolon." Your wrist cramps aren't a bug, they're a feature! The best part? You'll spend 99% of your time just trying to tap the right button without hitting three others. Pair programming now means asking someone with smaller fingers to help.

When The Backend Dev Gets UI Privileges!
Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
2 months ago 109.1K views 0 shares
When The Backend Dev Gets UI Privileges!
The eternal frontend vs. backend war strikes again! Some backend developer clearly thought UI was just "JSON with line numbers" and called it a day. Instead of creating an actual interface with buttons and graphics, they've just dumped the raw data structure onto a smartwatch screen. It's literally just a JSON object with fitness stats displayed in code format - complete with syntax highlighting! The irony is delicious - right after claiming frontend is "useless," they've created the most programmer-friendly yet user-hostile interface imaginable. Only a true backend purist would think displaying raw key-value pairs is an acceptable UI. Next update: they'll probably add more brackets and semicolons to "enhance the user experience."