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When Cloudflare goes down, the internet basically ceases to exist. So what's a desperate dev to do when they can't access their AI chatbot girlfriend? Apparently resort to doing matrix multiplication by hand on paper like some kind of mathematical caveman. The desperation has reached new, sad heights. Next they'll be writing love letters in binary and folding them into paper airplanes.

Content venus naksinc Let me merge or I swear I'll fucking kill us both 82918, 12:05 PM 24.9K Retweets 74.8K Likes love how this could either be about driving or using excel Source: 72.790 notes D Devs on GitHub :

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The eternal cycle of C++ development: write code, crash with segfault, blame the language. For the uninitiated, a segfault (segmentation fault) happens when your program tries to access memory it shouldn't—like dereferencing a null pointer or accessing an array out of bounds. But instead of debugging our pointer arithmetic or fixing our memory management, it's obviously C++'s fault for not having garbage collection like those civilized languages. The Mario-style piranha plant of truth awaits any programmer humble enough to admit they're the problem!

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