The Worst Of Both Worlds

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The Worst Of Both Worlds

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Ah, Jython. The programming language equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza and then setting the pizza on fire. One developer screams "It's Java!" while another insists "It's Python!" Then the horrifying truth emerges—it's both. The final panel reveals the unholy Java+Python hybrid logo, prompting the only reasonable response: complete disgust. Jython combines Java's verbosity with Python's indentation quirks—truly the software equivalent of wearing socks with sandals while also stepping in a puddle.

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