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That moment of crushing disappointment when your excitement gets brutally murdered by context. You thought you found another Java dev in the wild discussing the JRE (Java Runtime Environment), only to discover they're just talking about some podcast where people yell at each other for three hours. The betrayal is written all over that face - the face of a developer who momentarily thought they found someone who understood their daily pain of "JAR hell" and ClassLoader nightmares. Back to being the only one at the party who knows what a garbage collector actually is.

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The eternal Rust vs Java holy war continues with Olympic-level savagery! This meme perfectly captures the programming language tribalism that's somehow more intense than actual sports rivalries. On the left: Rust evangelists writing manifestos about memory safety while seeing themselves as enlightened gurus. Meanwhile, everyone else sees them as that person who has to mention Rust in every conversation. ("Have you tried rewriting it in Rust?") On the right: The 300K upvotes for "JAVA BAD HAHA" represents how low-effort Java bashing always gets massive engagement despite being the programming equivalent of dad jokes. It's the "works on my machine" of programming humor. The best part? The assembly code lurking in the corner, silently judging everyone while actually running the world. Classic.

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