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You know that feeling when someone asks you to explain what you do for a living and your brain just... malfunctions? That's exactly what's happening here. The medical stroke warning signs are asking "How to recognize a stroke?" with symptoms like twisted mouth, arm paralysis, and incoherent speech. But instead of normal incoherent speech, we get the ULTIMATE programmer paradox: "coding without looking at the code is a legit job that should pay equally."
Because nothing screams "I'm having a stroke" quite like trying to justify why copying Stack Overflow answers without reading them deserves the same salary as actual software engineering. It's the kind of statement that makes senior devs clutch their keyboards in horror while junior devs nervously laugh because they've ABSOLUTELY done this during their last sprint. The real stroke? Realizing this describes like 40% of production code out there.
