Don't Be Like John

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Don't Be Like John

procrastination-memes, side-project-memes, productivity-memes, deadlines-memes, priorities-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic programmer prioritization algorithm. John has actual work to do but his brain has decided that now is the perfect time to start that revolutionary npm package that will surely change the world. Nothing fuels productivity quite like the crushing weight of looming deadlines. The side project will be abandoned in exactly 2.7 days, right after he creates the GitHub repo and writes half a README.

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