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This code is the programming equivalent of filling a bathtub one teaspoon at a time while expanding the bathtub after each spoon. 😱 Instead of reading the file in chunks or pre-allocating memory, this monster allocates exactly ONE byte, reads ONE character, reallocates the ENTIRE array, and repeats for EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER. The malloc/realloc combo is basically begging the memory manager to have a nervous breakdown. The performance would be so catastrophically bad that you could probably go make a sandwich between reading "Hello" and "World". It's like watching someone solve a maze by rebuilding the entire universe after each step.

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Writing regex is LITERALLY the only time in my life where I've considered summoning demonic entities for help. The meme speaks TRUTH! Step 1: Open your editor with false confidence. Step 2: Let your cat randomly smash keys because let's be honest - that gibberish has a BETTER chance of working than whatever I was about to write! Those bizarre symbols (/^([A-Z0-9_\.-) might as well be ancient hieroglyphics that only the chosen ones can decipher. The rest of us mere mortals just copy-paste from Stack Overflow and PRAY it doesn't summon Cthulhu instead of validating an email address!

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