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The ultimate tech bro paradox: dropping $3000+ on a MacBook Pro with specs that could launch a satellite and $1500 on an ergonomic throne that looks like it was designed by aliens... only to pair it with the same three faded startup t-shirts that have seen more coffee spills than code reviews.

It's like installing a Ferrari engine in your car but refusing to change your underwear. The cognitive dissonance is so powerful it could be harnessed as an alternative energy source.

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