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Does It Make Sense?

Programming C++ Debugging

21 days ago 147.0K views 0 shares

Does It Make Sense?

Pure evil has a new form: replacing semicolons with Greek question marks. They look identical (U+003B vs U+037E) but will break your code in spectacular ways. But why stop there? The real psychopath move is redefining fundamental programming constructs like true , false , if , and while . Nothing says "I hate you" quite like making someone debug code where the universe's basic laws no longer apply. Satan himself takes notes on this level of torment.

Scratch At Home: C Programmer Edition

C++ Programming Debugging

2 months ago 144.3K views 0 shares

Scratch At Home: C Programmer Edition

When your kid wants Scratch (the beginner-friendly block programming language) but you're a C programmer with trust issues and a weird sense of humor. This madlad literally redefined curly braces and brackets with ASCII art, then implemented FizzBuzz with them. It's the programming equivalent of making a sandwich with a chainsaw because "it gets the job done." The worst part? It probably compiles. That's the real horror story here.

Code Localization Gone Too Far

C++ Programming Debugging

2 months ago 81.5K views 0 shares

Code Localization Gone Too Far

Ah, the "localization" approach that makes your code completely unreadable to everyone except the one person who thought this was a good idea. Nothing says "job security" like replacing standard C++ keywords with Chinese characters. Future maintainers will either need Google Translate or a strong drink. Probably both. The function at the bottom is just adding two numbers and returning the result. Could've been a one-liner, but now it's an international diplomatic incident waiting to happen during code review.