Pranks Memes

When your senior dev reviews your Elixir/Phoenix code and finds that sneaky logger statement you forgot to remove before pushing to production. The classic "Dose nuts fit in your mouth?" joke hidden in a Phoenix controller action is the programming equivalent of leaving a whoopee cushion on the CTO's chair. And let's be honest, no AI is going to understand why that's both hilarious and a career-limiting move.

Pure evil has a new form: replacing semicolons with Greek question marks. They look identical (U+003B vs U+037E) but will break your code in spectacular ways. But why stop there? The real psychopath move is redefining fundamental programming constructs like true , false , if , and while . Nothing says "I hate you" quite like making someone debug code where the universe's basic laws no longer apply. Satan himself takes notes on this level of torment.

The classic "send the new guy on a wild goose chase" prank, but make it CS. For the uninitiated, FFmpeg is a legitimate media processing tool, but page 11.5 likely contains some NSFW easter egg that your "friend" wants you to discover while the professor is looking over your shoulder. Ten years in the industry and I still fall for this stuff. It's the programming equivalent of sending someone to find a left-handed screwdriver or headlight fluid.