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You've spent hours carefully building your feature, tested it locally, got it reviewed, pushed it up, and it's sitting there all nice and organized ready to merge. Then some maniac on your team merges their branch first and suddenly your pristine PR looks like a Lego explosion at a daycare. Now you're untangling merge conflicts that make no sense because they touched the same file you did for "unrelated" changes. The worst part? Half the time it's formatting changes or someone reorganizing imports. You went from "ship it" to "git merge --abort" real quick. Welcome to collaborative development, where your perfectly stacked blocks become chaos the moment you look away.

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Ah, the classic "change my mind" meme with a spicy Python take! This guy's just sitting there, coffee in hand, ready to defend the hill he's chosen to die on: "Python is a C framework." Technically, he's not wrong—CPython (the standard Python implementation) is written in C, and Python runs on a C-based interpreter. It's like calling a Ferrari "just a fancy go-kart with extra steps." Sure, you're not entirely incorrect, but good luck getting invited to the next Python meetup! This is the kind of statement that would make Guido van Rossum choke on his coffee while a thousand Stack Overflow moderators prepare their "Closed as not constructive" stamps.