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Trillion-dollar companies running on code maintained by some sleep-deprived dev who's fixing bugs between Ramen meals. The backbone of modern civilization balanced on the shoulders of people who get thanked with GitHub stars instead of actual money. Next time your bank's app works, thank the ant-sized heroes keeping the digital elephant upright with nothing but caffeine and spite.

The difference between regular running and running with admin privileges is apparently a suit, briefcase, and the unmistakable aura of someone who's about to break production. Normal running is just exercise, but "Run as Administrator" means you're sprinting to fix the server that crashed because someone pushed directly to main. The wind in your hair isn't from speed—it's from the collective sighs of your entire dev team watching you race to implement a hotfix with godlike permissions.

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