Sudo Open Your Eyes

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Sudo Open Your Eyes

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The brain tries to command the body to wake up, but gets hit with that classic "Permission Denied" error we all know too well. Then it pulls the nuclear option—sudo—only to discover that not even root privileges can override sleep mode. The "brain is not in the sudoers file" is that perfect Unix punch line that reminds us that sometimes, no amount of administrative power can defeat biology. Your body's operating system has better security than most Fortune 500 companies.

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